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Dearest Gentle Reader,
The season’s most anticipated affair has arrived, and it promises all the elegance, intrigue, and delight one could hope for. I am, of course, speaking of Lady Whistledown’s Secret Tea Party—an event destined to sparkle like the finest diamond in your tiara.
Venue: The Pearl View
Date: 28 September 2025
Time: 15h00 – 19h00Why, you ask, is this soirée not to be missed? Allow me to elucidate:
Bubbly welcomes and sweet indulgences – sip, nibble, and delight in teas and treats as decadent as gossip itself. 
Entertainment fit for the sparkling socialite – games, laughter, and the scintillating presence of our guest speaker, Berenice Kogana, radio host, entrepreneur, and champion of women’s empowerment. 
Pampering beyond compare – complimentary hand, head, shoulder, and feet massages courtesy of Orchid Spa, ensuring you leave refreshed, radiant, and ready for scandal. 
Secrets, revealed – my latest newsletter will make its rounds, sharing each guest’s little positive secrets for all to marvel at. Consider it a gentle whisper of delight amidst your tea. 
And, of course, no Lady Whistledown gathering would be complete without a chance at the Lucky Draw 
and, dare I say, my own discreet appearance—hat and all. 
and, dare I say, my own discreet appearance—hat and all. 
Price Options:R250 per person
R1250 for 6 guests (save R250!)
Dress Code: Elegant Springtime Flair – do remember, one must sparkle as much as the company one keeps. “To sip tea is divine, to spill tea is scandalous… join us for both.” 